The Woody Show

Gina's been taking Krav Maga twice a week, and before taping she demonstrated a choke defense on Greg — fake kick, fake punch, very real shove into the wall. Greg then defends himself against charges that he rigs The Woody Show's Weakest Link with hard questions to dodge buying everyone a meal, and reads a poem from his 1992 journal from a summer in Cambridge, England. Plus Menace turns Evanescence into "Evan Essence" in a commercial read and kills a dad joke with an "E-turn," Sebas and Woody go to war over backing into parking spots, and this week's secret emoji is the skull. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Menace’s “Brain Chambers” had a tough friday during DUIQ & The Dad Jokes” + A drone delivered McDonald's and alcohol straight to a prison cell in Quebec, and Pentagon staff dropped the historic WWII globe Dwight D. Eisenhower used to plan the war while trying to move it into Pete Hegseth's office. Menace's birthday month rolls on with the return of Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a TV giveaway ending today, and trouble with the London trip giveaway thanks to push back from sales and legal. Crumbl is shuttering dozens of locations nationwide — Greg says it's about time — and a Rockstar employee got fired for leaking $4M worth of GTA 6 Vice City ads. Plus: Colorado cops warned a tourist in nonsense Spanish about "fart police" before their dog bit him, U.S. banks are blocking rogue AI agents from customer accounts, Woody's sweet potato casserole scores a 9.5 from Menace. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Menace’s “Brain Chambers” had a tough friday during DUIQ & The Dad Jokes” + A drone delivered McDonald's and alcohol straight to a prison cell in Quebec, and Pentagon staff dropped the historic WWII globe Dwight D. Eisenhower used to plan the war while trying to move it into Pete Hegseth's office. Menace's birthday month rolls on with the return of Subway's Fritos Chicken Enchilada Sub, a TV giveaway ending today, and trouble with the London trip giveaway thanks to push back from sales and legal. Crumbl is shuttering dozens of locations nationwide — Greg says it's about time — and a Rockstar employee got fired for leaking $4M worth of GTA 6 Vice City ads. Plus: Colorado cops warned a tourist in nonsense Spanish about "fart police" before their dog bit him, U.S. banks are blocking rogue AI agents from customer accounts, Woody's sweet potato casserole scores a 9.5 from Menace. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser and This Week in Audio brings a boxer who throws up in his cup and keeps drinking, and a hot mic at an Oilers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser and This Week in Audio brings a boxer who throws up in his cup and keeps drinking, and a hot mic at an Oilers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a work potluck that hospitalized 19 people in Tennessee, the worst old-people Halloween candies, Gina's constipation tips from the after-hours voicemails, and a New Hampshire man who got two DUIs in one night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a work potluck that hospitalized 19 people in Tennessee, the worst old-people Halloween candies, Gina's constipation tips from the after-hours voicemails, and a New Hampshire man who got two DUIs in one night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also today: Gina's hashbrown casserole faces the Wheel of Casserole Taste Test, a delivery driver comes upstairs to spin the wheel and wins a $50 Amazon gift card, a woman finds a cow tooth in her taco, a gas war drops prices below a dollar a gallon, and Greg's Lost and Found Journal features a broken bed, Stonehenge, and compliments that never got returned. Plus the headlines: Apu returns to The Simpsons with a new voice, the "Office Space" actor has died at 78, how a calf injury could have led to blood clots in Jalen Hurts' lungs, and the World Series is set — Rays vs. Brewers. See…

Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also today: Gina's hashbrown casserole faces the Wheel of Casserole Taste Test, a delivery driver comes upstairs to spin the wheel and wins a $50 Amazon gift card, a woman finds a cow tooth in her taco, a gas war drops prices below a dollar a gallon, and Greg's Lost and Found Journal features a broken bed, Stonehenge, and compliments that never got returned. Plus the headlines: Apu returns to The Simpsons with a new voice, the "Office Space" actor has died at 78, how a calf injury could have led to blood clots in Jalen Hurts' lungs, and the World Series is set — Rays vs. Brewers. See…

Cheers and Jeers all morning + the NFL Sunday fallout, rioters looting stores in Paris, and the Kansas mom who drove her truck onto a youth soccer field killing two kids — released without charges and nobody will explain why. Plus: Woody's Costco Halloween candy haul, Delivery Driver Appreciation Week kicks off with DoorDash driver Todd spinning the wheel, Menace butchers mispronounced food words, Morgan recaps 'Couples Therapy,' the wedding venue that kept $16K after the groom died and then countersued the fiancée, and new questions about whether O.J. had help covering up the '94 murders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheers and Jeers all morning + the NFL Sunday fallout, rioters looting stores in Paris, and the Kansas mom who drove her truck onto a youth soccer field killing two kids — released without charges and nobody will explain why. Plus: Woody's Costco Halloween candy haul, Delivery Driver Appreciation Week kicks off with DoorDash driver Todd spinning the wheel, Menace butchers mispronounced food words, Morgan recaps 'Couples Therapy,' the wedding venue that kept $16K after the groom died and then countersued the fiancée, and new questions about whether O.J. had help covering up the '94 murders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week's Saturday special is dedicated to Menace's dog Churro, who passed away — and the room gets real about pet grief, with Morgan and Jeff opening up about their own recent losses. Then it's the week's best: Gina's scorching hot take that she wouldn't care if her husband got a "happy ending" at a massage parlor (the room did NOT agree), Tobey Maguire officiating his ex's wedding, the $5 million question — would you take it if your worst enemy got $10 million? — and Sammi's pure joy over rummage sale deals. Plus this week's secret emoji code: the purple demon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The crew runs through the morning's headlines including Pope Leo's lung cancer diagnosis, Cornell's frat party ban, and the 40-year sentence for Keffe D in the Tupac case, then debates AI and trade jobs + Listeners call in with their best "bad kid" confessions, and Jeff calls Woody's wife so she can defend herself against claims she was a perfect angel growing up. Woody’s wife stayed on the phone to discuss Happy Endings and whether or not that constitutes cheating. Plus, the Kelly Clarkson store drama continues, and the guys react to the latest wild voicemails and texts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Tuesday's Woody Show opens with the Alter Ego 2027 lineup announcement, plus news headlines on Pope Leo's lung surgery, the Dodgers' NLCS slide, Selma Blair's in-flight incident, RJ Mitte's passing, and the Six Flags Goliath tragedy. The crew takes 1st World Problems calls, settles Crossroads beefs, debates Hershey's Reese's lawsuit and the discontinued Celeste pizza, and crowns a Casserole of the Week. Also: Menace's birthday month TV giveaway, pee-stuff confessions, and whether your partner would be cool with you attending an ex's wedding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Monday's Woody Show is stacked with Cheers and Jeers from the whole crew, plus news headlines on MLB, the NFL, the Woody Show Biggest Loser results, and Shane Gillis dropping an f-bomb on SNL. The gang rants about nightmare printers and bad tippers, checks in on ATM chaos and Kelly Clarkson's Brooklyn shopping snub, and plays Bush or Bare with Morgan's Catcon finds. Also: After Hours voicemails, a Menace birthday month update, and the debate over whether pirating games really counts as stealing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THE WOODY SHOW — SATURDAY PODCAST: It's the Saturday special and the much-anticipated Greg Gory finally joins Gina, Jeff G and the crew to run the week backwards — starting with Friday, which was Tyler's last day, as he heads off to rip cards full-time for Mama Breaks on Fanatics Live (Darth Vader to 5!), gets a goodbye song from Sebas, and shares one last awkward moment with Morgan. Then it's Menace dying on the hill of his Yankees/Rays fan-interference baseball conspiracy, Judge My Baby results for chunky 5-month-old Beau Hunter + the saga of Morgan's unsolicited dick and Monday's Cheers and Jeers dreams — including Morgan seeing Bort naked and Greg's dream about Jeff G keeping money in his butt crack. Plus, a bonus clip: Menace interviews the cast of the Matchbox movie on Apple TV+. If you made it this far, drop a trophy emoji on any Woody Show post so they know you listened. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Padres player on paternity leave … Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after her botched execution … The latest in the Cornell frat drama … A woman accused of impersonating a substitute teacher at a Wisconsin high school + ChatGPT talk: is it an old person thing to use it like Google? … Menace's Word of the Day: cataclysm — he nailed it on the first try and earned Hot Pockets Snack Breaks… A moment for Freddie Jackson … The Sebastian Maniscalco drama: is he crushing middle-class comedians with his SiriusXM channel? … You have to get rid of 3 forever: beer, steak, football, video games, coffee, dogs, music, sex … Judge My Baby results & NFT's keep plummeting and Woody couldn't be happier. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Padres player on paternity leave … Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after her botched execution … The latest in the Cornell frat drama … A woman accused of impersonating a substitute teacher at a Wisconsin high school + ChatGPT talk: is it an old person thing to use it like Google? … Menace's Word of the Day: cataclysm — he nailed it on the first try and earned Hot Pockets Snack Breaks… A moment for Freddie Jackson … The Sebastian Maniscalco drama: is he crushing middle-class comedians with his SiriusXM channel? … You have to get rid of 3 forever: beer, steak, football, video games, coffee, dogs, music, sex … Judge My Baby results & NFT's keep plummeting and Woody couldn't be happier. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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THE WOODY SHOW — TODAY'S PODCAST: A 'Cornell 7' frat bro claims he was too wasted to consent — Woody's take on innocent until proven guilty sparks a heated debate … Ex-pastor and American Idol contestant Caleb Flynn gets life in prison … Lawsuits in the news: Starbucks accused of mislabeling 'sugar-free' protein drinks, and a woman sues a Vegas bar after getting hurt on a mechanical penis ride … After-hours voicemails: a woman says her husband cheated their entire marriage … News anchor bloopers … Menace's birthday month update: he spins the Wheel of Casseroles and lands on Enchilada Stack … Fat Chick Skinny Chick … Morgan reads her DMs (and the d-pics) … Plus: Coke vs Diet Coke vs Coke Zero, your parents narcing on you, and a guy who lost money auctioning his gold-covered Cybertruck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cheers and Jeers: Jeff's IBS helped him lose 3 pounds, Gina's kid is old enough for adult movies now, and Morgan had a dream where she saw Bort naked … NFL and MLB playoff updates … Christa Pike "may never recover" after a botched lethal injection … Trump's new Super Intelligence Force … Bort celebrates 10 years at the station … Prenup talk: should a bride-to-be sign one three weeks before the wedding? … Menace goes Man of the Streets at ComplexCon — stabbings, fights, and what he copped … Judge My Baby: a 5-month-old named Bo Hunter … Plus: the Trail Blazers fire their new TV announcer hours after hiring him over racist posts, and Menace wrecked Nacho's car (again). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Menace, Gina & Jeff host the first Saturday Special — the best, funniest, and most controversial moments of the week on The Woody Show, plus what happens when the mics go off. This week: Menace's late-night monologue (written sober, against his will), his 14-item birthday bucket list, Sebas crowning the Folsom Street Fair "Freak of the Week", and the crew debating whether sex on the first date ruins a relationship. Plus the shocking truth about Woody's pocket bag of pills — it's an old man move and nobody's denying it. Behind the scenes, Menace reveals he reads his monologue live with dyslexia, Gina casually drops that she voices Rose in the Street Fighter video game, and on the first-date debate Gina explains the push-pull women feel about holding out while Jeff G calls the whole double standard BS. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's partner is dead from an apparent overdose, Christa Pike survived her execution and the all-female team is catching heat, and Lindsay Clancy lost another court fight. The crew debates: if you're more than an hour late, should you even show up? Menace's birthday month kicks off with two TVs to give away, Jeff G gets Sebas a birthday Cameo from a porn star, and the DUI-Q goes to the Folsom Street Fair. Plus best-of: fail stories, sounds that make you rage, self-driving chaos, and the top TV shows of the century. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gypsy Rose Blanchard's partner is dead from an apparent overdose, Christa Pike survived her execution and the all-female team is catching heat, and Lindsay Clancy lost another court fight. The crew debates: if you're more than an hour late, should you even show up? Menace's birthday month kicks off with two TVs to give away, Jeff G gets Sebas a birthday Cameo from a porn star, and the DUI-Q goes to the Folsom Street Fair. Plus best-of: fail stories, sounds that make you rage, self-driving chaos, and the top TV shows of the century. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tennessee tried to execute Christa Pike and she survived TWO lethal injections— still breathing on the gurney. Also in the headlines: a possible MLB lockout in2027, a pilot stabbed en route to Israel and treated by a dentist on board, 7-Eleven and Circle K accused of ripping off customers, and Diddy back insolitary after his pampered prison life got exposed. Menace's birthday monthbucket list: Raising Canes in London, sleeping at the Incredibles house, aSpaceX 737 ride, standing on the Sphere, two F1 races, and a bunch more.Plus This Week in Audio: Murakami's drunk White Sox interview, Alix Earle's never read a book, and Menace vs. Greg on exactly howbadly the Titans lose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cellphone — and the Popeyes employee who filmed himself farting on raw chicken. Woody tests the AlbaChem Spot Lifter on a beef-grease-stained shirt, and the crew shares best recommendations from Huel shakes to a Shark vacuum. And Gina's "Lit or Not Lit" reveals cocoa powder and banana peels burn, hair doesn't — plus one man's unhinged rant about Hot Pockets losing the crisping sleeve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freak of the Week goes to the Folsom Street Fair — Sebas crowns Pee Wee the "pup-lic urinal" Freak of the Year over Mr. Smiles and David's pee pool. In the headlines: wild card baseball, a Florida mom who allegedly ditched her 4 kids for a cruise, Lindsay Clancy's lawyer questioning whether she killed her children, and Trump rebranding AI as "Super Intelligence." Plus Diddy's VIP prison life — massages, good food, a cellphone — and the Popeyes employee who filmed himself farting on raw chicken. Woody tests the AlbaChem Spot Lifter on a beef-grease-stained shirt, and the crew shares best recommendations from Huel shakes to a Shark vacuum. And Gina's "Lit or Not Lit" reveals cocoa powder and banana peels burn, hair doesn't — plus one man's unhinged rant about Hot Pockets losing the crisping sleeve. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The Woody Show opens with a drunk guy's voicemail rendition of "Come AsYou Are" — and somehow that's not even the wildest call, because anotherlistener's raccoon attack cost him $33,000. Jeff G's "Would You Rather" goes fully unhinged — licking a NYC subway floor vs. chewing a stranger'stoothbrush, re-living your birth vs. watching your conception — while CraigslistPrice Is Right puts a signed Sydney Sweeney photo, Dolly Parton's Playboy,and raccoon skins for Menace on the block. In the headlines: "Saved by theBell" star Dennis Haskins dead at 75, Tennessee set to execute a woman forthe first time in over 200 years, SpaceX finally getting Starship into orbit, andWisconsin frat leaders arrested after 30 pledges were found in a filthybasement. Jeff G looks back on his last full day with Sandy — one last ride,one last burger. Plus the text line debates first-date sleepovers, Gina tries todecode what a car saleswoman is actually saying, and Target's "surveillancepricing" has everyone checking their receipts. See…

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday's show hit different: The voicemail line had a listener who'd bang Jeff, Gina, and Morgan, so there's that. The VMAs belonged to Madonna, Dolly got her sendoff, and the crew debated whether we're officially over mourning celebrities yet. Menace beat Gina in NFL Biggest Loser again, USC suspended a linebacker, Costco brought back the twisted churro, and Sammi's secret Jo Koy fart got the animated treatment. Jeff G said goodbye to his dog Sandy after the show— Also: things that used to be free, Panda Express betrayal, and do truckers still use CB radios? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday's show was a certified banger — the crew confessed what they're OCD about, from Woody's sock-folding rituals and gas pumped to the exact dollar to Greg's perfectly straight doors, plus the week's wildest headlines including Macklemore's Free Palestine tour and Snoop Dogg hosting the VMAs. Fail stories delivered as always: the guy who put superglue in his urethra, the woman who drank her own pee to beat a breathalyzer, and Kelly dominating the DUI-Q. The Battle Ish game sparked a full-studio war over "grease vs. oil," Raccoon News returned with Jimothy the celebrity raccoon and one stuck in a pickle jar, and we tackled the eternal question — what do you do if your buttplug gets stuck? All that, plus the listener who found her purple dildo in her burned-down house and now wants a Woody Show one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by, and the crew shares things they’ve somehow had to explain to other grown adults. Plus, Jamie Foxx has another baby on the way, Sebas takes credit for keeping everyone employed, and Throwback Thursday is loaded with one-hit wonders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on The Woody Show, the NFL Biggest Loser comes down to Gina vs. Menace, while Greg is still trying to figure out the difference between the line and the spread. This Week in Audio brings us an unhinged Bucs fan, a live tailgate engagement, the Mango Matcha guy, the viral Red Bikini Girl and a debate over whether a terrified woman is being a bitch…or a Greg Gory. We also talk to the Chinese Buffet Guy, Tio Tim stops by, and the crew shares things they’ve somehow had to explain to other grown adults. Plus, Jamie Foxx has another baby on the way, Sebas takes credit for keeping everyone employed, and Throwback Thursday is loaded with one-hit wonders. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow worked. And because this show never stays normal for long…there’s a fart-fueled domestic dispute, a bear in an arcade, and a backyard sinkhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Woody Show laughs at Caleb Williams memes and Jeff gets put on the spot for parenting advice, while Menace wonders if kids can basically be trained with treats like dogs. Plus, Redneck News brings a bucket of poop, Wendy’s drops an emo album, and the crew battles over the greatest one-hit wonder of all time. We also follow up on the Florida woman whose “that cocaine in my ass isn’t mine” defense somehow worked. And because this show never stays normal for long…there’s a fart-fueled domestic dispute, a bear in an arcade, and a backyard sinkhole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.